Though she couldn’t make it to the official unveiling of her waxwork at Madame Tussauds in Washington, D.C., Tuesday — she was filming “Battleship” in Hawaii — Rihanna had a special early preview. After giving her doppelganger a smooch, the singer said she “absolutely loved” her eerily lifelike replica.

Mugshot Classic What’s worse than texting while driving?? Masturbating while driving!! A Cincinnati woman was pulled over during a traffic stop when cops noticed that she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows. When they looked inside, they noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and there was a vibrator on her lap. You know, the usual! After being questioned by the police, Colondra Hamilton admitted to engaging in “auto erotic manipulation,” while watching a porno movie that was playing on a friend’s laptop in the passenger seat! She was arrested and booked on a misdemeanor for driving with “impaired alertness” and drug paraphernalia possession for a “broken piece of crack pipe” found in her purse. This is one clASSy broad!

Drake’s Letter to Aaliyah
“I’ve never lost a parent, a friend, or a lover but I will never forget this day for the rest of my life. I remember getting the news that you had passed and it connected with my heart like a clean shot from Muhammad Ali. I was crushed. Not only was I one of your biggest fans but I was truly in love with you. I loved the way you carried yourself, the way you dressed, the confidence with which you addressed passion and relationships in your music. I said to myself that even if we never met, I wanted a woman in my life just like you. I am pained that we will never get to connect now that music ended up being my career path. But you should know, we all listen to you everyday and we remain inspired and moved by all that you’ve given the world. I hope I make the right life choices so I can end up in heaven where I know you rest your head. I’ll continue to make music in your honor until the day we finally meet. Dinner’s on me!”

